小学生造句 Sentence making by primary school

ngiao sent me this during my super boring office hour, even though it wasnt on the rite time. but it's really funny *haha* cute! So i post it here hoping that it can brighten up your day too. *sorry for my frens who cant read chinese ><

1.题目 : 原来
小朋友写 : 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语 : 妈妈关切一下

3. 题目: ..一边 ...........一边 ............ ..
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子 .
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~

9. 题目: 其中 小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣? ~~

10.题目 : 一 ...就....
小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评语: 老师笑到不行 ..

11.題目 : 你看
小朋友写 : 你看什么看 ! 没看过啊

12. 照样造句
例题: 你(唱歌 ) 我( 跳舞)
小朋友写 : 你( 好吗) ! 我 (很好)
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗 ??

13.照样造句
例题: 别人都夸我 ( ),其实我 ( )
小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 ),其实我 ( 是戴面具的 ) 。
老师评语: 什么面具这么好用 ???

14. 题目: 好 ... 又好 ..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿 ,好细又好粗 ...
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗?

15.题目 : 陆陆续续
小朋友写 : 下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语 : 你到底有几个爸爸呀?

20.题目: 皮开肉绽
小朋友写: 停电的夜晚,到处很黑,我吓得皮开肉绽!
老师评语 : 看到这句... 老师佩服你。

21.题目 : 欣欣向荣- 比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子,你弟弟是植物人吗...

还有一个更瞎的 …
小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多 ~~

22. 题目: 谢谢 ....因为 ......
小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈 ,因为她每天都帮我写作业 ......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!

23. 题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语: 老师更难过 ......

26. 题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我3天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净 ~~

27.題目 : 一 …便…
小朋友写 : 我一走出门,对面就是便利商店。

还有一個更瞎的 …
小朋友写 : 哥哥一吃完饭,就大便。
老师评语 : 造句不要乱造...

31. 題目: 又 .....又 .....
小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语: 你妈妈......是怪物吗 ?

32 果然
上课小朋友说:昨天我吃了水果,然后又喝了凉水
老师:这是词组,不能分开造句。

33 瓜分
小朋友:大傻瓜分不清是非
老师:小傻瓜也分不清

34 好吃
小朋友:好吃个屁
老师:………

35 况且
小朋友:一辆火车经过,况且况且况且况且.....
老师: ……………

Imperfectionist

I like the imperfections of LOMOs: off exposure, off focus, off colors.... even though i don reali understand its theories n mechanicz.

An imperfect photo tells more emotions than a perfect ones does. It tells life, it tells candid, it tells truth, it tells sadness, it tells serenity, it tells the hidden side of the photo.

Life isnt always perfect. V appreciate bcuz thers perfect among imperfections.

I look beyong imperfections, then I start being happy.

LOMOs

i wan a lomo.... badly....


*~ LCA+ ~*


^~ Fisheye ~^


*= Supersampler =*

I used to give one for him as birthday present. but didnt get the chance to see hows the outcome. So.. was it good? do u still keeping it well?

Reluctant

Its the end of my weekend... Im so reluctant to sleep. im afraid that once i wakeup, then i will have to back to work, back to the hectic schedule which exhausted my mental and physical.

Someone has put on curse on me, that makes me losing fighting spirits. I already don wanna fight anymore. So when will my prince come n bring me outa this cruel reality world?

A local breed neko with birthcert is now available for adoption. healthy but high maintance. Anyone interested?

Dear sunday

... Rainy day ...

My mind is full with shopaholic, but im so lazie to go out. Browsing at yahoo taiwan, but they don deliver oversea *sobsob* There are few brands in http://buy.yahoo.com.tw/ very very de kawaii~~~ love it *o* like yoko, reiko, tianmu etc etc.... Or maybe just the models are too pretty, that make de clothes looks nice too.

i'd wasted another weekend. wat a meaningless wkend. is freedom equals to boredom? i still prefer being attached. I need someone who can always there for me.

How wish i can be a glass lady. I wanna be so damn so damn fragile. Stupidity is the best. I don wanna perceived as a tough ones who can bear the world on my shoulder. I am not... I need a shoulder to rely on more than anybody do. just that I told but noone take it serious. I am boyish, but I am still a girl.

I need someone patience, so u wont blame me on my stupidity.
I need someone strong, so u can always keep me within ur arms, n protect me.
I need someone capable, so u can provide me solutions for everything.
I need someone convincable, so u can convince me not to fly to faraway from u.
I need someone socialable, so u can accompany me to all occasions and i dont need to make choice among u n my frens.
I need u to treat me like a pet, so i can always live in peace n away from chaos.

Probably u are too perfect. Therefore u nvr exist.

When im Sick

I was not feeling well for whole week. finally i was K.O on friday. Earlie morning i told vern that i wanna take MC, my eyes not well. Im so stupid untill i dono even noe wat happened to myself.... i jz said i wanna c doc, cuz i feeling aint rite. He blamed me abiit, don trust that aileng can actualli fall in sick. *sigh wat is tis..*

I went to c doc n told him tat i feeling aint rite since earlie of the week. he asked me y i din come earlier? So i told him no time. he laughed and put the thermometer into my ears, said im having moderate fever, 41c. But my gum color n throat shwn that my body is overheat in almost serious level. *now oni i noe that body heatiness and fever is two different sickness* i have 5 ulcers. n a tumor on my right eye.

Feeling so ugly when im sick. I was given alot medicines. I hate medicines when thers no one for me to manja while taking it. so long never get fever, fever is the most recognizable ill of evrybody compare with all others ills. But now i truly belive that ppl actually judge sickness from ur look than the truth. I spreard the news around abt my fever. but noone believe with me. *sigh*

Vern, "if not reali sick den better u come n work aftr seeing doc!"

RT, "oh u r sick? how come i saw u stil like nothing?" ofcuz my dear, u r paying me money to work for u. if i don work as usual r u stil gonna pay me...?

wantik, "aiyo when u sick den jz don stil acting hyper la. who's gonna trust u with ur look" but but i cant resist myself from gepoh-ing wat u guys toking...

Thats me when i sick. And still writing blog crapping even my mind is not conscious enuf to write.

Arts of Azuzepher

I have already reserved a space for you within my heart even before you appear in my tasteless life.

I need a vacation, fly me away from this real world, and let me be happily ever after.

Moday blueeeee

Monday blue... real blue... Couple of bad news earlie in morning make it even more blue. Why there are so many irresponsible persons on the ground doing so much of irresponsible stuff? No show, fong fei kei, no pick up phone calls no reply of sms, etc. When u r acting in such an immature way, have u ever consider about the consequences not only bringing to urself but also to others who tried so hard to help?

... It takes more courage to face than to avoid ... Thats y alot people chosen to avoid, to ignore the problems ... I noe i did that too during my young time, this suppose to be my karma.

So, I miss my dear weekend.

What the World Needs Now is Love

by Stacey Kent

What the world needs now is love, sweet love

It's the only thing that there's just too little of

What the world needs now is love, sweet love

No not just for some but for everyone.

"Love is a a knot, tied within my heart. I am not able to solve it, so it keeps twisting my heart."

Lord, we don't need another mountain

There are mountains and hillsides enough to climb

There are oceans and rivers enough to cross

Enough to last till the end of time.

"Its a blessing for me to observe the presence of love, whether lasting or lost, whether have it or missed it"

What the world needs now is love, sweet love

It's the only thing that there's just too little of

What the world needs now is love, sweet love

No, not just for some but it just… for everyone.

"Needing love is not sign of weakness. It takes so much strengths to open ur heart than to hide the feelings within."

Lord, we don't need another meadow

There are cornfields and wheat fields enough to grow

There are sunbeams and moonbeams enough to shine

Oh listen Lord, if you want to know.

"You shine in people eyes most of the time. I rather just to shine down on u in ur darkest hour."

What the world needs now is love, sweet love

It's the only thing that there's just too little of

What the world needs now is love, sweet love

No, not just for some

Oh, but just for everyone.

"Even i known that this love is full of thorns, I'd still embrace it, hoping that is a rose in btwn that worths all the pain."

tokidoki

I pampered myself kaokao with buying myself a tokidoki by lesportsac, L'amour series. I noe I spent RM700+ to make myself looks like a high schl gal, but I jz like it so much ^^*

wantik told me that aquarius are one of the best 3 jokers among al horoscope signs, always tend to make fun on themselves. ::haha::


Qee is the key chain comes along all crossover bags of tokidoki and lesportsac. It has two different faces when u turn its head around. So cute~

Among all tokidoki, Latte was the 1st which impressed me. Which I dono why.... After all, I love adios n ciaociao (though majority likes ciaociao, but I found adios is more cool), n I like bastardino too.

http://www.tokidoki.it/ There is so much more cute stuff in this site :)

Mood swing

Life is always full of dissapointments. But I am still walking...

Looking out for sumting, but I am always lack of courage. I am not as strong as how I see myself. Expecting for miracles to happen, but lucks are not always with me. Tell me what am I suppose to do when the luck is so stuck. I tried my best and I almoz cant take anymore....

I miss my good old freelance days.... N I really really miss u gals so much...

God Damn Tired

So god damn tired today... So sorry of dissapointing my client. I wish to give up, I don hv such confident to handle this. But I felt tat u were trying to help me, so hard. Therefore I will not give up. Atleast not at this moment....

straight hair aileng

I've straigthened my hair n looked 2yrs younger than curly hair :)

I spend my whole afternoon working on my new blog n old blog. Didnt noe tat I can be such wuliao...

It my precious long wkend, Im enjoying isolated....

Image Testing

Now I wanna try upload piczz :)